i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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