im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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