My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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