My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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