Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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