i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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