It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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