Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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