I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
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We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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