Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
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Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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