I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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