He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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