Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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