What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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