What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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