Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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