is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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