Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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