okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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