what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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