So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
it was like eating out sand paper
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
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he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
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When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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