Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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