My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You dont lie about slip and slides
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize