Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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