so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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