I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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