Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
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Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
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And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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