Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
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The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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