i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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