You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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