New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Randomize