the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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