this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
He passed out mid-signature
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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