shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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