Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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