summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
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We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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