I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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