i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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