I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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