We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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