If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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