he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
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It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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