508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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