She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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