My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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