But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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