just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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