I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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