And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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