Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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